hehehe nice post ----- Original Message ----- From: "Delma" <[email protected]> To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;> Sent: Saturday, March 14, 2009 2:35 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] SERENITY (?)
> > SERENITY > Just before the funeral services, the > undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, > 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she > replied. > 'Two years older than me' > 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. > She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is > it? > > > > Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: > 'And what do you think is the best thing > About being 104?' the reporter asked. > She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.' > The nice thing about being senile is > You can hide your own Easter eggs. > I've sure gotten old! > I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, > New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes > I'm half blind, > Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, > Take 40 different medications that > Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. > Have bouts with dementia > Have poor circulation; > Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. > Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. > Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, > I still have my driver's license. > > > > I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, > So I got my doctor's permission to > Join a fitness club and start exercising. > I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. > I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and > perspired for an hour. But, > By the time I got my leotards on, > The class was over. > > > My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. > Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. > > > > > > Know how to prevent sagging? > Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. > It's scary when you start making the same noises > As yourcoffee maker. > These days about half the stuff > In my shopping cart says, > 'For fast relief.' > THE SENILITY PRAYER : > Grant me the senility to forget the people > I never liked anyway, > The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and > The eyesight to tell the difference. > > > > > > > > Now, I think you're supposed to share this with 5 or 6, maybe 10 > others. Oh heck, give it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember > who > they are! > > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.0.237 / Virus Database: 270.11.13/1999 - Release Date: 03/13/09 05:59:00 --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
