Jock: That's a great story! Julian: It occurs to me that the guy who said mean things about your Rambouillet actually covets it. Seriously. Imagine this:
ROADIE: "Where'd you get that relic?" JULIAN: (Smiles. Doesn't reply.) ROADIE: "Is it from the sixties or the seventies?" JULIAN: "2007." ROADIE: "No way! That thing must be a tank." JULIAN: (Chuckles slightly.) "No, not really." ROADIE: "I can't understand why you'd ride it." JULIAN: "Do you want this bike?" ROADIE: (Surprised.) "What?" JULIAN: "You've dissed it four times in the last five minutes, so I can only surmise that you protest too much. You like this bike, right?" ROADIE: (Sputtering.) "No!" JULIAN: "Come on. Your secret's safe." ROADIE: (Whispers.) "Well . . . those lugs *are* pretty sweet." ~ FIN ~ -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "RBW Owners Bunch" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to rbw-owners-bunch+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. To post to this group, send email to rbw-owners-bunch@googlegroups.com. Visit this group at https://groups.google.com/group/rbw-owners-bunch. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
