I was compelled to write this today for some reason.
builtins = """__import__ abs basestring bool callable chr classmethod cmp compile complex delattr dict dir divmod enumerate eval execfile file filter float frozenset getattr globals hasattr hash help hex id input int isinstance issubclass iter len list locals long map max min object oct open ord pow property range raw_input reduce reload repr reversed round set setattr slice sorted staticmethod str sum super tuple type unichr unicode vars xrange zip"""
unicode=lambda long:apply(long.split);float=lambda int:getattr(__builtins__,unicode(builtins)[15])(unicode(builtins)[int]);staticmethod,long=lambda long:float(int(str(1)*int(2))*unicode(builtins).index(long.__name__)), lambda staticmethod:unicode(apply(builtins.splitlines)[staticmethod]);int=float(0)(apply(str).join(unicode(builtins)[staticmethod(bool)(long(2*int))][staticmethod(bool)(long(2*int+1))] for int in staticmethod(classmethod)(staticmethod(bool)(long(-1)))))
Enjoy ;) -- Michael Hoffman -- http://mail.python.org/mailman/listinfo/python-list
