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-- From Micro$oft
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Microsoft Corp., concerned by the growing popularity of the free 32-bit
operating system for Intel systems, Linux, has employed a number of top
programmers from the underground world of virus development. Bill Gates
stated
yesterday: "World domination, fast -- it's either us or Linus". Mr.
Torvalds
was unavailable for comment ...
-- Robert Manners, [email protected], in comp.os.linux.setup
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"Innovation, innovate, and the concept of doing what everyone else did 20
years ago are registered trademarks of Microsoft Corporation. Other
buzzwords, euphemisms, and blatant lies are trademarks of their respective
owners."
- James Simmons
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"I am not convinced that they can write solid stable software.
Proprietary software
is already hobbled by it's secretive cathedral nature, but Microsoft
seems to have
a corner on incompetent programming as well."
-- Chris DiBona from the introduction. (Open Sources, 1999 O'Reilly
and Associates)
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sounds like a Windows problem, try calling Microsoft support
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Bill Gates is surfing the Internet, collecting the URLs of anti-Micrsoft
websites to send to the legal department for possible libel lawsuits.
Suddenly
the devil appears, and says, "Bill, I've got a deal for you. I will turn
Microsoft into a complete software monopoly. Every computer will run
Windows.
Every user will be forced to buy Microsoft software. The Justice Department
will look the other way. Everyone will love you. You only have to do one
thing:
give me your soul." Bill Gates looks at him and replies, "Ok, sure. But
what's
the catch?"
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Caller: I just installed Windows 95 on my computer.
Tech Support: And...?
Caller: It's not working.
Tech Support: You already said that.
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Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were playing a friendly game of Frisbee at the
Gates
estate on the shore of Lake Washington. At one point, Bill accidentally
sends
the Frisbee over Steve's head, and the Frisbee lands in the lake. Steve
walks
out onto the surface of the lake and retrieves the Frisbee.
The next day the newspapers report:
Gates' Throw Exceeds Expectations
Apple CEO Unable to Swim
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Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.
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Microsoft: You've got questions. We've got a dancing paperclip.
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I took the initiative in creating the Internet."
-- Al Gore
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Regards,
LelandJ
On 08/10/2010 07:47 AM, Stephen Russell wrote:
> On Tue, Aug 10, 2010 at 7:39 AM, Ed Leafe<[email protected]> wrote:
>> On Aug 10, 2010, at 8:34 AM, Stephen Russell wrote:
>>
>>> I guess you could ask the guy in charge why the change in IRON for .NET.
>>>
>>>
>>> His blog is here.
>>> <http://weblogs.asp.net/scottgu/>
>>>
>>> Instead of being the troll and stating just why M$ acts a certain way
>>> you could just get it straight from the top.
>> "straight"?
>>
>> When has anyone still employed by Microsoft given "straight"
>> information? They say what they're told to say, or they get another job.
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>
> As long as the mention Azure 3 times they are safe. ;->
>
> At DevLink last week I only heard the M$ weasel brigade mention Azure.
>
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