Jean Laeremans wrote: > 6. Teaching Maths In 2009 > A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be > offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not consulted in the felling > licence. He is also fined a £100 as his chainsaw is in breach of Health & > Safety legislation as it deemed too dangerous and could cut something. He > has used the chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however he does not > have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be > a recividest and habitual criminal. His DNA is sampled and his details > circulated throughout all government agencies. He protests and is taken to > court and fined another £100 because he is such an easy target. > When he is released he returns to find Gypsies have cut down half his wood > to build a camp on his land. He tries to throw them off but is arrested, > prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned and fined a further > £100. While he is in jail the Gypsies cut down the rest of his wood and sell > it on the black market for £100 cash. They also have a leaving BBQ of > squirrel and pheasant and depart leaving behind several tonnes of rubbish > and asbestos sheeting. The forester on release is warned that failure to > clear the fly tipped rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence. He > complains and is arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace > and invoiced £12000 plus VAT for safe disposal costs by a regulated > government contractor. > > Your assignment: How many times is the logger going to have to be arrested > and fined before he realises that he is never going to make £20 profit by > hard work, give up, sign onto the dole and live off the state for the rest > of his life?
Hi Jean! This almost makes it look like the Euros are having the same problems in the worker's paradise that we are in the worker's paradise. -- Regards, Pete http://pete-theisen.com/ http://elect-pete-theisen.com/ _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
