I thought you cherished Toshi's asshole?
--- Ricardo Aráoz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Michael Madigan wrote: > > The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee > > > > When things in your lives seem almost too much to > > handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, > > remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of > coffee. > > A professor stood before his philosophy class and > had > > some items in front of him. When the class began, > he > > wordlessly picked up a very large and empty > mayonnaise > > jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He > then > > asked the students if the jar was full. They > agreed > > that it was. > > > > The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and > > poured them into the jar. He shook the ! Jar > lightly. > > ! The pebbles rolled into the open areas between > the > > golf balls. He then asked the students again if > the > > jar was full. They agreed it was. > > > > The professor next picked up a box of sand and > poured > > it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up > > everything else. He asked once more if the jar was > > full. The students responded with an unanimous > "yes." > > > > The professor then produced two cups of coffee > from > > under the table and poured the entire contents > into > > the jar effectively filling the empty space > between > > the sand. The students laughed. > > > > "Now," said the professor as the laughter > subsided, "I > > want you to recognize that this jar represents > your > > life. The golf balls are the important > things--your > > family, your children, your health, your friends > and > > your favorite passions---and if everything else > was > > lost and only they remained, your life would still > be > > full. > > The pebbles are the other things that matter like > your > > job , your house and your car. > > > > The sand is everything else---the small stuff. "If > you > > put the sand into the jar first," he continued, > "there > > is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The > same > > goes for life. If you spend all your time and > energy > > on the small stuff you will never have room for > the > > things that are important to you. > > > > "Pay attention to the things that are critical to > your > > happiness. Play with your children. Take time to > get > > medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. > Play > > another 18. There will always be time to clean the > > house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf > > balls first---the things that really matter. Set > your > > priorities. The rest is just sand." > > > > One of the students raised her hand and inquired > what > > the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm > > glad you asked. > > It just goes to show you that no matter how full > your > > life may seem, there's always room for a couple of > > cups of coffee with a friend." > > > > Please share this with someone you care about. > > > > > > And just when I thought I had you figured out you > come up with this!!! > > Please! Stay in character and keep being the asshole > we all cherish. > > > _______________________________________________ > Post Messages to: [email protected] > Subscription Maintenance: > http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox > OT-free version of this list: > http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech > ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, > are the opinions of the author, and do not > constitute legal or medical advice. This statement > is added to the messages for those lawyers who are > too stupid to see the obvious. > _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
