Very good but you forgot about cigarette smoking time. Michael Oke, II 661-349-6221
Contents of this and all messages are intended for their designated recipient. On Apr 5, 2012, at 4:42 PM, Michael Madigan <[email protected]> wrote: > Good one! > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Eurico Chagas Filho <[email protected]> > To: ProFox Email List <[email protected]> > Cc: > Sent: Thursday, April 5, 2012 7:11 PM > Subject: [OT]: Joke > > A guy goes into Post Office to apply for a job. > The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to > anything?" > He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink > coffee." > "Ok, Have you ever been in the military > service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one > tour." > The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra > points toward employment." > Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" > The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I > lost both my testicles." > The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. > You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. > Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can > start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day." > The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are > from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" > "This is a government job", the interviewer > says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and > scratching our balls.. No point in you coming in for that." > > E. > > --- StripMime Report -- processed MIME parts --- > multipart/alternative > text/plain (text body -- kept) > text/html > --- > [excessive quoting removed by server] _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
