On Fri, Mar 16, 2012 at 11:09 AM, Richard Kaye <[email protected]> wrote:
> BTW here's the results of attempting to use this bad table. As you can see,
> any setting other than 1 or 3 will allow the table to be USED:
>
> 0 - "No problem! You can open your corrupted table."
> 1- "Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!"
> 2 - "No problem! You can open your corrupted table."
> 3 - "Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!"
> 4 - "No problem! You can open your corrupted table."
> 8 - "No problem! You can open your corrupted table."
>
> Really, that's what the dialogs say... <vbg>
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Private Function GenerateApologyMessage() As String
If Now.Millisecond > 900 Then
Return "Whoops! Something went slighty awry..."
ElseIf Now.Millisecond > 800 Then
Return "How embarassing, I seem to have failed that task!"
ElseIf Now.Millisecond > 700 Then
Return "Whoops! Something went slighty awry..."
ElseIf Now.Millisecond > 600 Then
Return "How embarassing, I seem to have failed that task!"
ElseIf Now.Millisecond > 500 Then
Return "Whoops! Something went slighty awry..."
ElseIf Now.Millisecond > 400 Then
Return "How embarassing, I seem to have failed that task!"
ElseIf Now.Millisecond > 300 Then
Return "Whoops! Something went slighty awry..."
ElseIf Now.Millisecond > 200 Then
Return "How embarassing, I seem to have failed that task!"
ElseIf Now.Millisecond > 100 Then
Return "Whoops! Something went slighty awry..."
Else
Return "How embarassing, I seem to have failed that task!"
End If
End Function
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Stephen Russell
901.246-0159 cell
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