The Army used to pay secretaries to take dBASE and ACCESS courses. That was money well spent. I went over to one girl's desk and she was typing and typing and typing all day. I said, "What are you doing?" , she said,"I'm redoing the database by typing the inventory in order". I said, "There's a command called "Sort" to do that", and she looked at me like I killed her cat. LMAO
________________________________ From: "MB Software Solutions, LLC" <[email protected]> To: ProFox Email List <[email protected]> Sent: Wednesday, February 29, 2012 5:46 PM Subject: More insanity with this Access database Some fields from the table: DOSFirst -- text(10) DOSLast -- text(10) DOS First -- datetime DOS Last -- datetime Greeeaaaaaat. :-P While the idea of giving Sally Secretary tools to create databases might have sounded great to the PHBs and M$, it reality, it was not. _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious. --- StripMime Report -- processed MIME parts --- multipart/alternative text/plain (text body -- kept) text/html --- _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
