it's a little bit complicated, but here goes.

1) format your harddrive
2) take out your motherboard and spraypaint it
bright orange.
3) dance around the desk three times holding the
motherboard above your head chanting
        "mail mail, give me mail"
        "date date, give me date"
        "ooooga booga woooga shooga"
4) install linux 
5) install apache
6) install PHP


> -----Original Message-----
> From: Kyle Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Thursday, August 02, 2001 8:45 PM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: [PHP] Oh and one more thing
> 
> 
> How do i set up extra functions on my computer like mail() and date()????
> 
> 
> -lk6-
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> Home of the burning lego man!
> 
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> AIM: legokiller666
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