that reminds me:

a woman walks into a bar carrying a duck.  the bartender says "hey, you can't 
come in here with that pig".  the woman says "it's not a pig, it's a duck".  
and the bartender says "i was talking to the duck".



Regards,

Bruce

>>> Jochem Maas <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 15/02/2007 3:36:56 a.m. >>>
Robert Cummings wrote:
> On Wed, 2007-02-14 at 15:02 +0100, Jochem Maas wrote:
>> Malcolm Pickering wrote:
>>> Hello there,
>>>
>>> As a new user of PHP I am finding it extremely useful, very fast, and 
>>> rewarding. I was also delighted to find the already proven and maintained 
>>> extensions in PEAR. 
>>>
>>> I have recently downloaded one of these extensions (HTML_Table) which is 
>>> proving to be a great time saver, but can you tell me, please, why every 
>>> time I access one of the associated pages or scripts my computer tries to 
>>> dial out. Yes, I am still on Dial-Up. Is this some vital function that is 
>>> required by your extension, or is there some information you need which has 
>>> not already been given? If it is neither of these, how do I stop it because 
>>> I find it infuriating.
>> it's nothing to do with php - it's your POS browser - it thinks that your 
>> connecting to the internet because your
>> sahooting out a http connection (which is actually aimed at the localhost) 
>> and therefore tries to connect (because it
>> thinks that is required) ... either fix the browser settings or download a 
>> 'better' browser:
>>
>>     http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox 
> 
> Why be half-assed about choosing a better browser...
> 
>     http://www.opera.com/download/ 
> 
> *ducks* ;)

which reminds me ...

man walks into a doctors office wityh a duck stuck to his face.
doctor says "what can I do for you?".
ducks says "get the man off my ass"

or something like that. :-)

> 
> Cheers,
> Rob.

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