Larry Wall wrote:
And then I get a message like this, and have to reconsider. Venice could pay for the maintenance on the cameras with the proceeds from their "Venice's Funniest Public Videos" program.The only bizarre and inexplicable thing that has occurred to me in the last week is that I fell into a canal in Venice. It was definitely somewhat stunning, but I have yet to figure out how to view it as a stroke of genius. I suppose if I were Archimedes I'd have climbed back out and shouted "Eureka", but as far as I know Archimedes never made it to Italy, so it didn't occur to me...
I did learn one important life lesson, however. When you notice that the last step down to the canal looks slippery, it's a good idea to consider whether the first step down might also be slippery. I don't usually buy slippery slope arguments, but in this case, I should have.
I hope you were wearing a Hawaiian shirt, for maximum visibility (and comic relief)?
=Austin