we might as well give up now: CobolScript(R)

[Jarkko Hietaniemi]

We will never conquer the world with Perl 6:
CobolScript(R) got there before us. 

http://www.cobolscript.com/

-- 
$jhi++; # http://www.iki.fi/jhi/
        # There is this special biologist word we use for 'stable'.
        # It is 'dead'. -- Jack Cohen