Hi,

> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1523&item=5525211815&rd=1

> Oh, my. Look at how many have bid and how high the bidding has gone.
> Just think -- the people who have bid on this are allowed to drive. They
> are allowed to vote. They are even allowed to reproduce.

Over the generations my family has made a collection of the last
breaths of famous people, bottled. We have William Shakespeare,
George Washington, Napoleon, Ugg Tharg (inventor of the wheel), and
Noah, among many others. These are all accompanied by genuine-style
certificates of authenticity, signed on parchment at the time, in
English for your reading convenience, by the final-breathers' next
of kin. (Disclaimer: some of the texts may have experienced light
fading over the years).

Circumstances dictate that I must now sell this precious heirloom, so
I'm willing to entertain offers...

-- 
Cheers,
 Bob

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