Amazing how much more complex simple things have become <LOL>  Sheesh
...

Oh, there's a nice scene (Photog opens laptop, fires it up, connects
camera, calls up various exposure programs, decides upon exposure, calls
up DOF program, sets camera DOF, points camera in direction of subject,
camera calls up internal focus program, adjusts focus ... internal
viewfinder information screen leds flash red green yellow ... subject
out of range, subject out of range ... camera shuts down, laptop in
sleep mode, photog confused, checks batteries and camera self diagnostic
mode ... more lights flash, camera sends signal to manufacturer's help
desk via satellite communications, help desk supervisor initiates
diagnostic while also initiating subject tracking via satellite.  Camera
adjusted, in camera GPS fires up, receives coordinates of subject,
photog is on the move ... possibility of making a good exposure 79% as
shown on camera's lcd screen.  Whoops, photog forgot laptop, must
backtrack to last position, camera confused by change of direction,
shuts down AND sends help message causing electronic circuitry to
overheat, stopping down lens and locking shutter.  Photog takes up fly
fishing.

(WARNING: Cannot process image EXIF information header corrupt, Cannot
process image EXIF information header corrupt corrupt corrup corr c..)

"Bill D. Casselberry" wrote:

>  Sylwester wrote:
>
> > They have free DOF calculator for Palm also! Superb! Now I'll
> > take my Palm everywhere during photo sessions and have DOF
> > calculator in very convenient form!
>
>         All my lenses (funky old SuperTaks, etc) have DOF
>         calculators right on them! Have these markings been
>         discontinued in a conspiracy to have photographers
>         needing to buy more gizmos and the then necessary
>         larger  gear bags to cart all this superfluous stuff
>         hither & yon across all creation????
>
>

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