What's the difference between lawyers and pigs? Pigs don't turn into
lawyers when they get drunk.
How can you tell a dead lawyer in the middle of the road from a dead snake?
The snake has skid marks in front of it.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of Lake Michigan? A good
start.
What's the difference between God and a lawyer? God doesn't think she's a
lawyer.
And, my favourite:
Ten reasons that they should replace lab rats with lawyers:
1.There is an endless supply
2.Lab assistants don't get attached to them
3.It's more fun to shave and stick needles in lawyers
4.There are some things rats just won't do
5.It's fun to dispose of them when you're through
6.It's not "inhumane" treatment, when it comes to lawyers
7.No one cares when a lawyer squeals
8.We've seen what happens when they are allowed to breed freely
9.Lawyers belong in cages
10.Animal rights activist don't care if you torture them
Shall I continue, Tom? <vbg> What joke were you referring to? Obviously I
don't know them all (yet).
cheers,
frank
T Rittenhouse wrote:
> There is a classic lawyer joke in there, but I will be nice let folks do
> their own figuring. <grin>
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"I don't believe in God, but I do believe in pi" - Henri Cartier-Bresson
