Okay, my audio engineer friend has passed along some ring tones and such he recorded which can be added to Skype or perhaps other VOIP clients.
To add them to Skype for Windows you use the Import Sounds function. There are 4 tones in this archive and they’re in both Wave and M4A format and they may not be familiar to anyone outside Australia who hasn’t heard the Australian telephone tones but enjoy just the same. There’s an old Australian phone bell ring, a modern Touch phone electronic ring, the ring tone when you dial out and you wait for the other party to answer and a busy tone. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/10565527/Magister%20Ring%20Tones.zip ********** Those of a positive and enquiring frame of mind will leave the rest of the halfwits in this world behind.