Ms EL : Good Morning everybody! Here is Captain EL-Manik (short name from Man-Maniac) is speaking. You are on-board flight OB-100 to the destination of No-Woman Island. The weather forecast is clear,with no rain and the temperature is getting hotter in here is about 40 degree Celcius. Before we fly, we need to do some checking, due to the fact that this is the flight to No-Woman Island, therefore no woman allowed in this flight. Ms F, Ms H, Ms M, are whispering to each other on the back of the plane Ms F : Excuse me, Captain,why a woman is not allowed in this flight? Captain EL : Because I am recently appointed as a Captain in this flight, therefore, I dont wanna anybody to be my competitor, besides I could be chosen as Woman of the year forever as I am the smartest and the cutest at all times. Ms M : Okay no further argument, we better hurry to leave the flight? Captain EL : Any other questions? No? Good! Now we continue to do some checking before we fly, I will check each and everyone of you. Everybody need to be seated, fasten the seatbelt with their underpants on their knees. This is to ensure no woman intrude our flight! Captain EL then walking along the corridor and suddenly she stops Captain EL : Excuse me, Sir, whats your name? Mr Boy : Err .whats wrong Captain, my name is Mr Boy Captain EL : LOL, yours is so small, no wonder you are boy forever, never been grown up as a man Then she continue to do some checking Captain EL : And you, whats your name? Mr BUM : BUM, My name is James BUM Captain EL : Can you stand up and turn around please Mr BUM Mr BUM : Okay Captain EL : Ehmmm .. your BUM is nice and round, but let me tell you something people who has nice and round BUM usually has small GUTS, thats why you are forever No Guts in this playing fields and tended to be pessimist than optimist at all times Captain EL : Okay Good everybody, thank you for your cooperation, no woman in this flight, if I ever found a woman in the flight, I am gonna nuke their pants off so they could never be called themselves a woman. Enjoy the flight and we about to fly now This is only a joke, no puns intended, just checking the hot water! Peace be with you all, Have a nice weekend
