sekalian deh buat ngilangin ngantuk:
Fw: Special High Intensity Training
(S.H.I.T.)
Memo to all Crewmembers:
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T., please see your
supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list,
and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H.
I. T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. seriously will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.)
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.)
Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't
have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LEADERSHIP LIST
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life, just
not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T They have already had their
fill of S.H.I.T
--
The old man says:
"Happiness is a journey, not a destination"
2008/4/30 Ryanto Rusli <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>:
> Pak ihsg88 Yth,
> Aye sering baca soal "hati2, disclaimer on, stick on your plan, ambil
> keputusan masing2", dsb dsb ampe aye nyang newbie ni pusing pak.
>
> Minta elmu pak, "Hati2" nya Bapak tuh definisinye gimane pak? Buy? Sell?
> Hold? Jangan masuk? Jangan percaya dua2nya? Percaya dua2nya? Atau gimane
> pak? Atau Bapak hanya sekedar posting datar2 aje ngilangin ngantuk? Boleh
> sih, bebas bebas aje. Hehehe, soalnye jadi bingung, himbauan nyang baek,
> tapi sifatnye kualitatip, gak jelas dan gak nambah informasi material sama
> sekali buat ngambil keputusan aye.
>
> Sorry ya Pak, biar newbie nambah elmu nih.........
>
>
> RR
>
> 2008/4/30 ihsg 88 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>:
>
> > On 4/30/08, Elaine <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > >
> > > *We've been accumulating on every weakness...*
> > > **
> > > *Elaine*
> > >
> >
> > Bagi pemain baru, harap hati-2 terhadap rekomendasi para senior.
> > Bagi saya Bpk Tbumi = Bpk Elaine.
> >
> > Keduanya sama-2 pintar dalam membuat tulisan dan opini, cuma bedanya
> > kali ini
> > adalah elaine pilih bull, tbumi pilih bear.
> > Bagi yang mengikuti sudah lama, 1 bulan lalu tbumi pilih bull, elaine
> > pilih bear.
> >
> > Kedua analisa bagus, yang penting jangan dicerna begitu saja
> > Salam cuan.
> >
> >
> >
> >
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