Dear Rev. Jeffrey Paul, it's been a while that you uploaded you SNMP::APCUPS module to CPAN. First of all, Thanks for your contribution.
Unfortunately your work is accompanied by a strange license that might be satire or might just as well be serious hatred. The problem is that it's hard to tell and we as perl programmers do not want to spend our time in puzzling out what it is, much less in arguing with law enforcement about the humourous taste of our software contributors. So please pull your module from CPAN within the next 7 days. You're welcome to upload a new version that comes without such constructions that need complicated legal examination. CPAN is not the place for that. Thank you for your understanding, -- andreas