is there a TELL method for mod_perl's STDOUT and STDERR

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I'm trying to use Smart::Comments with mod_perl. The problem is that
STDOUT and STDERR are blessed into the Apache class and they do not
have a TELL method. The Smart::Comments module has several references
to tell(STDOUT) and tell(STDERR).

Is there a way to implement a TELL method for these file handles?