For those of use who are already missing M-x theo.
(I apologise.)
Index: games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile
===================================================================
RCS file: /cvs/src/games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile,v
retrieving revision 1.6
diff -u -p -r1.6 Makefile
--- games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile 26 Sep 2003 03:08:44 -0000 1.6
+++ games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile 17 Sep 2016 09:26:28 -0000
@@ -10,8 +10,8 @@ BLDS= fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startre
# LINES AND COMMENT OUT THE FOURTH LINE.
# THE THREE LINES
-SRCS+= fortunes2-o limerick
-BLDS+= fortunes2-o.dat limerick.dat
+SRCS+= fortunes2-o limerick theo
+BLDS+= fortunes2-o.dat limerick.dat theo.dat
TYPE= real
# THE FOURTH LINE
@@ -31,7 +31,7 @@ install: ${SRCS} ${BLDS}
${INSTALL} ${INSTALL_COPY} -o ${BINOWN} -g ${BINGRP} -m 444 ${BLDS} \
${DESTDIR}/usr/share/games/fortune
-fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat fortunes2-o.dat limerick.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat
recipes.dat:
+fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat fortunes2-o.dat limerick.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat
recipes.dat theo.dat:
${STRFILE} -rs ${.CURDIR}/${.TARGET:R} ${.TARGET}
fortunes-o.dat: fortunes-o
Index: games/fortune/datfiles/theo
===================================================================
RCS file: games/fortune/datfiles/theo
diff -N games/fortune/datfiles/theo
--- /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
+++ games/fortune/datfiles/theo 17 Sep 2016 09:26:28 -0000
@@ -0,0 +1,225 @@
+Write more code.
+%
+Make more commits.
+%
+That's because you have been slacking.
+%
+slacker!
+%
+That's what happens when you're lazy.
+%
+idler!
+%
+slackass!
+%
+lazy bum!
+%
+Stop slacking you lazy bum!
+%
+slacker slacker lazy bum bum bum slacker!
+%
+I could search... but I'm a lazy bum ;)
+%
+sshutup sshithead, ssharpsshooting susshi sshplats ssharking assholes.
+%
+Lazy bums slacking on your asses.
+%
+35 commits an hour? That's pathetic!
+%
+Fine software takes time to prepare. Give a little slack.
+%
+I am just stating a fact
+%
+you bring new meaning to the terms slackass. I will have to invent a new term.
+%
+if they cut you out, muddy their back yards
+%
+Make them want to start over, and play nice the next time.
+%
+It is clear that this has not been thought through.
+%
+avoid using abort(). it is not nice.
+%
+That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in the last two or three minutes!
+%
+I'm not just doing this for crowd response. I need to be right.
+%
+I'd put a fan on my bomb.. And blinking lights...
+%
+I love to fight
+%
+No sane people allowed here. Go home.
+%
+you have to stop peeing on your breakfast
+%
+feature requests come from idiots
+%
+henning and darren / sitting in a tree / t o k i n g / a joint or three
+%
+KICK ASS. TIME FOR A JASON LOVE IN! WE CAN ALL GET LOST IN HIS HAIR!
+%
+shame on you for following my rules.
+%
+altq's parser sucks dead whale farts through the finest chemistry pipette's
+%
+screw this operating system shit, i just want to drive!
+%
+Search for fuck. Anytime you see that word, you have a paragraph to write.
+%
+Yes, but the ports people are into S&M.
+%
+Buttons are for idiots.
+%
+We are not hackers. We are turd polishing craftsmen.
+%
+who cares. style(9) can bite my ass
+%
+It'd be one fucking happy planet if it wasn't for what's under this fucking
sticker.
+%
+I would explain, but I am too drunk.
+%
+you slackers don't deserve pictures yet
+%
+Vegetarian my ass
+%
+Wait a minute, that's a McNally's!
+%
+don't they recognize their moral responsibility to entertain me?
+%
+#ifdef is for emacs developers.
+%
+Many well known people become net-kooks in their later life, because they lose
touch with reality.
+%
+You're not allowed to have an opinion.
+%
+tweep tweep tweep
+%
+Quite frankly, SSE's alignment requirement is the most utterly retarded idea
since eating your own shit.
+%
+Holy verbose prom startup Batman.
+%
+Any day now, when we sell out.
+%
+optimism in man kind does not belong here
+%
+First user who tries to push this button, he pounds into the ground with a
rant of death.
+%
+we did farts. now we do sperm. we are cutting edge.
+%
+the default configuration is a mixture of piss, puke, shit, and bloody
entrails.
+%
+Stop wasting your time reading people's licenses.
+%
+doing it with environment variables is OH SO SYSTEM FIVE LIKE OH MY GOD PASS
ME THE SPOON
+%
+Linux is fucking POO, not just bad, bad REALLY REALLY BAD
+%
+penguins are not much more than chickens that swim.
+%
+i am a packet sniffing fool, let me wipe my face with my own poo
+%
+Whiners. They scale really well.
+%
+in your world, you would have a checklist of 50 fucking workarounds just to
make a coffee.
+%
+for once, I have nothing to say.
+%
+You have no idea how fucked we are
+%
+You can call it fart if you want to.
+%
+wavelan is a battle field
+%
+You are in a maze of gpio pins, all alike, all undocumented, and a few are
wired to bombs.
+%
+And that is why humppa sucks... cause it has no cause.
+%
+cache aliasing is a problem that would have stopped in 1992 if someone had
killed about 5 people who worked at Sun.
+%
+Don't spread rumours about me being gentle.
+%
+If municipal water filtering equipment was built by the gcc developers, the
western world would be dead by now.
+%
+kettenis supported a new machine in my basement and all I got to do was fix a
1 character typo in his html page commit.
+%
+industry told us a lesson: when you're an asshole, they mail you hardware
+%
+I was joking, really. I think I am funny :-)
+%
+the kernel is a harsh mistress
+%
+Have I ever been subtle? If my approach ever becomes subtle, shoot me.
+%
+the acpi stabs you in the back. the acpi stabs you in the back. you die ...
+%
+My cats are more observant than you.
+%
+our kernels have no bugs
+%
+style(9) has all these fascist rules, and i have a problem with some of them
because i didn't come up with them
+%
+I'm not very reliable
+%
+I don't like control
+%
+You aren't being conservative -- you are trying to be a caveman.
+%
+nfs loves everyone
+%
+basically, dung beetles fucking. that's what kerberosV + openssl is like
+%
+I would rather run Windows than use vi.
+%
+if you assign that responsibility to non-hikers I will walk over and cripple
you now.
+%
+i ojbect two yoru splelng of achlhlocis.
+%
+We have two kinds of developers - those that deal with their own shit and
those that deal with other people's shit.
+%
+If people keep adding such huge stuff, soon mg will be bigger than emacs.
+%
+this change comes down to: This year, next year, 5 years from now, 10 years
from now, or Oh fuck.
+%
+backwards compatibility is king, and will remain king, until 2038.
+%
+I don't know if the Internet's safe yet.
+%
+Those who don't understand Unix are condemned to reinvent Multics in a browser
+%
+Don't tell anybody I said that.
+%
+Complaint forms are handled in another department.
+%
+You'd be safer using Windows than the code which was just deleted.
+%
+Shit should not be shared.
+%
+the randomization in this entire codebase is a grand experiment in stupid
+%
+My mailbox is full of shock.
+%
+my integer overflow spidey senses are tingling.
+%
+I'm just trying to improve the code...
+%
+It's a pleasure to work on code you can't make worse.
+%
+It's largely bad style to do (int)sizeof
+%
+When I see Makefile.in, I know that "in" is short for "insane".
+%
+This is the beer. And that's why we need a hackathon.
+%
+Kill the past with fire, and declare Duran Duran is less cool today. Await
remixes of the same thing performed by new talent.
+%
+Where did my "fuck backwards compat" compatriots go?
+%
+I want a new vax, one that's not so slow.
+%
+This sausage is made from unsound meat.
+%
+The people who wrote this code are not on your side.
+%
+Well finally everyone can see that the shit is really shitty.
+%
+All that complexity stopped us from getting flying cars by today.
