On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 18:35:17 +0100, mickey <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>On Fri, Nov 25, 2005 at 06:30:41PM +0059, Han Boetes wrote: >> 11) Make documentation unnecesarily complicated. Obfusticate it. >> >> 12) Treat critique with violence and disdain. >> >> 13) Kick down on other peoples efforts rather than encourage them >> even though they are merely beginners. > >my all time favourite: > >0) never ever bother figuring who actually wrote the stuff >you are "teaching" people to use. when that person shows up >(but you cannot identify him obviously) argue to death on >your own pointless point of view. > -1) Make certain you are a _CERTIFIED_ professional and make certain you are wearing the proper safety gear before publicly stuffing your foot in your mouth, namely, chocolate shoes and flavored socks. And of course, warn the children not to try this at home... JCR