On 4/5/11 12:07 PM, Stuart Henderson wrote:
On 2011-04-04, Stuart VanZee<stua...@datalinesys.com> wrote:
Don't be silly. While Lions do provide excelent physical security
they don't provide any data security at all.
I love animals: I'm always talking about animals, I love 'em. But
the thing is that, you know, whenever you see animals on the telly,
it's always the show-off animals. Yeah? It's always the leopards
and panthers and crocodiles. Lions milling about, going "Oh, I'm
very good, I'm on everything", and it really makes me annoyed, you
know? Because what about the English animals, you know? The British
mammals, yeah? Hah, what about the muskrat, or the tiny northern
root-vole, with his little banjo and hat made of elastic bands,
yeah? Who's representing them, eh? No-one, that's who.
Panthers and all...
Hmmm, what about the old German Shepherd puffy guys...
See the story below and should be in much bigger fonts, but html emails
will not pass misc, so part of the punch is missing as well. You will
get the picture anyway. (;>
The squirrel Linux try to be smart,the Panther OS what ever 10.4 I think
and the old dog puffy all goes to Africa...
Best,
Daniel
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One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long,
discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading
rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep s*** now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down
to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the
panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,
"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more
around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look
of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd
nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a
nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it
for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the panther
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that
conniving canine!"
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel
on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of
running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he
hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the
old German Shepherd says...
"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another
panther!"
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth
and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.
If you don't send this to five 'old' friends right away, there will be
five fewer people laughing in the world.
Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just 'youthfully
challenged'.
You did notice the size of the print, didn't you?
