What's to comment? Fantastic! The existing code is a pile of ancient, fossilized poo.Just what I thought, reading this as a complete non-expert.
Of interest to paleoentologists but crap to the rest of us.Surely you mean "palaeoentomologists"? As in old bugs?
Maybe. But I don't think it's buggy. I think it's ancient and crap. The latin term for a fossilised turd is "coprolith", so let's call the file "coprolithic" and bury it properly.
Angus