On Fri, 30 Nov 2001, John Levon wrote:
> On Fri, Nov 30, 2001 at 08:10:18AM +0000, Jose Abilio Oliveira Matos wrote:
>
> > Since today is friday my logical conclusion is that this is the tip
> > of the iceberg of a huge conspiration against you.
>
> I knew it ! It's you lot who keep busting my lightbulbs too right ? And giving
> me /huge/ electricity bills ?
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