- hello, support?
 - yes?
 - I have problems in my connection
 - yes, please open the control panel
 - do you mean kde or gnome?


 - hello, support?
 - yes?
 - I have problems in my connection
 - have you installed the newest service pack?
 - yes but I used mdk rpm's instead of redhat's is it ok?

 - hello, support?
 - yes?
 - I have problems in my connection
 - please reboot
 - why?!!?!?????!

 - hello, support?
 - yes?
 - I have problems in my connection
 - please open the properties window
 - ah... I should run x-windows?
 - yes, you cannot connect to the internet from DOS
 - so, should I close the dosemu session....?

 - hello, support?
 - yes?
 - I have problems in my connection
 - please close all windows, turn off the air conditioner, and spin twice 
around you desktop, saying "Thank you Bill"!
 - but I am running linux not BSD....

- diego
-- 
Self Test for Paranoia:
        You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's
        your own fault.


ps: you should read this article, to get the most of thease jokes
http://www.ynet.co.il/articles/0,7340,L-2018733,00.html


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