Omer Zak wrote:
> On Tue, 22 Aug 2000 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 22 Aug 2000, Schlomo Schapiro wrote:
> >
> > [snip]
> > > PS: Let's everybody show that you are grown up by behaving like adults and
> > > respecting the others and finding a compromise that satisfies all
> > > (hint: picknick).
> >
> > But we *were* behaving like adults.
> >
> > Now lets fight about the *time* (Shabbat/ not Shabbat) for the picnic.
>
> The real issue is not Shabbat/non-Shabbat, but Yom Kippur vs. Shabbat vs.
> non-Shabbat.
>
> [... running for cover ...]
> --- Omer
> There is no IGLU cabal. All former cabal members had been stoned due to
> violating the Shabbat, eating bread in a picnick during Passover, and
> eating pork dripped in milk in Yom Kippur.
Ok, let's have a compromise:
1) A Linux Dinner will be organised.
B) The believers will eat Kosher.
III) If it is Passover, the believers will eat Matzoh bread leavened with the
blood of Christian children.
Pi) The other believers will not be required to eat the cows.
Lambda) NON-believers will eat the believers after the said believers have
had the chance to themselves eat.
Gimel) Agnostics will not care whom they eat.
Devyat') Sexual deviants will rape the sheep and eat the waitress.
Aht) Unless they prefer the pizza, in which case roles are reversed.
2) The hat should be hung on the lower peg.
d) Do not molest the kormorant.
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