Esta � a parte principal !
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Top Secret Microsoft Code
#include [nonsense.h]
#include [lies.h]
#include [spyware.h] /* Microsoft Network Connectivity library */
#include [process.h] /* For the court of law */
#define say(x) lie(x)
#define computeruser ALL_WANT_TO_BUY_OUR_BUGWARE
#define next_year soon
#define the_product_is_ready_to_ship another_beta_version
void main()
{
if (latest_window_version]one_month_old) {
if (there_are_still_bugs)
market(bugfix);
if (sales_drop_below_certain_point)
raise(RUMOURS_ABOUT_A_NEW_BUGLESS_VERSION); }
while(everyone_chats_about_new_version)
{
make_false_promise(it_will_be_multitasking); /* Standard Call, in
lie.h */
if (rumours_grow_wilder)
make_false_promise(it_will_be_plug_n_play); if (rumours_grow_even_wilder)
{
market_time=ripe;
say("It will be ready in one month");
order(programmers, stop_fixing_bugs_in_old_version);
order(programmers, start_brainstorm_about_new_version);
order(marketingstaff, permission_to_spread_nonsense);
vaporware=TRUE;
break;
}
}
switch (nasty_questions_of_the_worldpress) {
case WHEN_WILL_IT_BE_READY:
say("It will be ready in", today+30_days," we're just testing"); break;
case WILL_THIS_PLUG_AND_PLAY_THING_WORK:
say("Yes it will work");
ask(programmers, why_does_it_not_work);
pretend(there_is_no_problem);
break;
case WHAT_ARE_MINIMAL_HARDWARE_REQUIREMENTS:
say("It will run on a 8086 with lightning speed due to"
" the 32 bits architecture");
inform(INTEL, "Pentium sales will rise skyhigh");
inform(SAMSUNG, "Start a new memorychip plant"
"'cos all those customers will need at least 32 megs");
inform(QUANTUM, "Thanks to our fatware your sales will triple");
get_big_bonus(INTEL, SAMSUNG, QUANTUM);
break;
case DOES_MICROSOFT_GET_TOO_MUCH_INFLUENCE:
say("Oh no, we are just here to make a better world for everyone");
register(journalist, Big_Bill_Book);
when(time_is_ripe)
{
arrest(journalist);
brainwash(journalist);
when(journalist_says_windows95_is_bugfree) {
order(journalist, "write a nice objective article"); release (journalist);
}
}
break;
}
while (vapourware)
{
introduction_date++; /* Delay */
if (no_one_believes_anymore_there_will_be_a_release)
break;
say("It will be ready in",today+ONE_MONTH); }
release(beta_version)
while (everyone_is_dumb_enough_to_buy_our_bugware) {
bills_bank_account += 150*megabucks;
release(new_and_even_better_beta_version);
introduce(more_memory_requirements);
if (customers_report_installation_problems) {
say("that is a hardware problem, not a software problem");
if (smart_customer_says_but_you_promised_plug_and_play) {
ignore(customer);
order(microsoft_intelligence_agency, "Keep an eye on this bastard");
}
}
if (there_is_another_company)
{
steal(their_ideas);
accuse(company, stealing_our_ideas);
hire(a_lot_of_lawyers); /* in process.h */
wait(until_other_company_cannot_afford_another_lawsuit);
buy_out(other_company);
}
}
/* Now everyone realizes that we sell bugware and they are all angry at us
*/
order(plastic_surgeon, make_bill_look_like_poor_bastard);
buy(nice_little_island); hire(harem);
laugh_at(everyone,
for_having_the_patience_year_after_year_for_another_unfinished_version);
}
void bugfix(void)
{
charge (a_lot_of_money)
if (customer_says_he_does_not_want_to_pay_for_bugfix)
say("It is not a bugfix but a new version"); if (still_complaints)
{
ignore(customer);
register(customer, big_Bill_book);
/* We'll get him when everyone uses Billware!!*/
}
}
"estudante safado" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
news:01c0b424$1218a040$0f05bfc8@default...
> Atraves de engenharia reversa, formandos em cooperacao com alunos do 2o.
ano de Ciehncia da Computacao da CeUV conseguiram extrair
> parte do codigo fonte do Windows98. Esta parte esta "attachada" nessa
mensagem.
>
>
> /*
> TOP SECRET Microsoft (c) Code
> Project: Memphis(tm)
> Projected release-date: Summer 1998
> */
>
> #include "win31.h"
> #include "win95.h"
> #include "evenmore.h"
> #include "oldstuff.h"
> #include "billrulz.h"
> #include "crash.h"
> #include "uneasy.h"
> #include <project1/bug-know.h>
> #include <project1/bug-unknow.h>
> #define INSTALL = HARD
> #define USER = DELAYED
>
> char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
>
> void main()
> {
> while(!CRASHED)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> display_bill_rulez_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> if (first_time_installation)
> {
> make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
> hang_system();
> }
> write_something(anything);
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_some_stuff();
> if (still_not_crashed)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> basically_run_windows_3.1();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_nothing_loop();
> }
> }
>
> if (detect_cache())
> disable_cache();
>
> if (fast_cpu())
> {
> do_nothing_loop();
> set_wait_states(lots);
> set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
> set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> }
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
> printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
> if (system_ok())
> {
> do_nothing_loop();
> crash(to_dos_prompt);
> }
> else
> {
> system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
> }
>
> while(something)
> {
> do_nothing_loop();
> sleep(5);
> get_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> act_on_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> }
> create_general_protection_fault();
> }
>
>
>
>
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