Here's a few more, probably well-known, musically-related jokes...
How do you get 2 flute players to tune? Shoot one. What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner What's the difference between a viola and a violin? The burning time. The lead viola player of the Winnipeg Orchestra finds a bottle, and opens it. Out pops a genie, granting him 3 wishes. First wish: I want to be a better player! In an instant, he is transported to the Dutch Metropole Orchestra, playing lead viola. After a few months, he puts forward his second wish: I want to be a better player! In an instant, he is transported to the Berline Philharmoniker, playing lead viola. After a few months later still, he puts forward his third (and final) wish: I want to be a better player. In an instant, he is transported to the Winnipeg Orchestra, sitting in the last row of the 2nd Violin section. Finally, a slightly more risque one: Why don't Horn players get a second date? Because they put their hand up their date's ass when kissing her good night. *ba da dum, dish* I'll be here all week, try the veal! Christ van Willegen _______________________________________________ lilypond-user mailing list lilypond-user@gnu.org http://lists.gnu.org/mailman/listinfo/lilypond-user
