Really like the bit about "NO COCKERNEES!" but can I really trust a bloke named after some green stamps? Verner
Phill Shields <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: There has been a lot of hot air on the list recently about the plight of our club. The time for moaning has stopped - its now time for action. If there is a possibility that KPMG can purchase the club for a £1 and sell it on I'm prepared to put up a bid and I am offering any of you lot the opportunity to come into partnership with me. I am not experienced in the world of finance but if KPMG can get the club for £1 I am prepared to match that bid and possibly even double it. If my bid of £1 is accepted I would by paying 51p so I am the major share holder. If I have to go to £2 I would cover £1.01p (do you get it - I'm still the major shareholder, its f*cking easy this lark). I suppose in keeping with business principles I should say a few things about my approach to running "Leeds United 2007 and a bit":- - no more cockneys; - no more Frogs; - no more Yanks; - no more Noggies; - no more paddies; - no more jocks; - no more taffs; - communications policy will be the tried & tested mushroom school of management; - anyone standing at ER will be kicked out; - anyone smoking at ER will be kicked out; - anyone swearing at ER will be kicked out; - anyone bringing their own food/drink into ER will be kicked out; - anyone that can't get to their seat before KO at start of match or half time will be kicked out; - all stewarding by dwarfs so no obstructing of views; - only decent looking females will be employed; - anything I decide is final and no moaning; and, - no more cockneys. This list is not exhauistive. Believe it or not its just come off the top off my head. I will not remove any of these principles but I am prepared to add more. If anyone is interested in joining my consortium (look at me with a "consortium") I will need proof of funds. Just confirm in an e-mail you have the ackers. Job done innit. Finally, please don't share any of the figures I have quoted on what I am prepared to bid with KPMG. I dont want to get into long drawn out negotiations. TTFN Wall Street Shiela _________________________________________________________________ Txt a lot? Get Messenger FREE on your mobile. https://livemessenger.mobile.uk.msn.com/ _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist Join The Leeds United Supporters Trust at www.lufctrust.org Verner tHe LiTtLe YeLlOw DaFfOdIl @}-,-'-- _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist Join The Leeds United Supporters Trust at www.lufctrust.org
