A coach driver was taking a load of OAPs on a day trip to the seaside. After about 20 minutes, one of the old ladies tapped him on the shoulder, and offered him a handful of peanuts. "Oh, thanks a lot," he said, and munched away as he drove. 10 minutes later, the old lady tapped him on the shoulder again, and offered him another handful of peanuts. "Cheers," he said, and proceeded to eat those as well. 10 minutes later, she tapped him on the should a third time and offered him yet another handful of peanuts. "Er....thanks," he said, "that's most kind of you." "Well," the old lady replied, "we can't eat peanuts any more, because they're too hard for our teeth." "So why do you buy them, then?" asked the coach driver. "We like the chocolate," she replied.
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