"From heroes to zeroes............which team's decline has been more
dramatic, LUFC or Freddie's boys?  David Healy, the Harmison of
football.  Discuss."

Both auditioning for the role of the Lion in Wizard of Oz

Obviously living here Ive watched probably a lot more of the cricket than 
most (and been less bleary eyed) but the batting of England has been worse 
than dire - shedhouse would be a compliment

Heres a run down

Cook - late inclusion is technically sound, and its his first tour of Oz - 
Will get better with age, but was never the answer against Lee McGrath and 
Warne - then again, who else was there?
Strauss - what went wrong. After 1st test, never ever threatened
Bell - Probably a good county cricketer
Collingwood - Prob a good county cricketer too except for a bit of Norther 
stubborness when he made a 200 - after that was easy to figure out and has 
down zip since
Pieterson - they want to make this headcase the No.4 batsman??? good God. 
Man is designed for One Dayers and 20/20 shyte - Hasnt got the brains or 
patience to see in a test century against anything above pedestrian bowling
Flintoff - Hands Capts cap back to Vaughan, Strauss or even Santa thanx. 
Poor batting, shit cpataincy, and bowling short spells on pain killers cos 
they fupped his recovery up
Read / Jones - Neither can bat - Read can keep well, but so can Jones - 
compare to Gilchrist
Hoggard - Tried hard. Englands best bowler in conditions that didnt suit.
Harmison - Natural brilliant talent - minimal applications and zero ticker
Mahmoud - On his day maybe - totally underused  - not World Class, give 
another go
Giles - Retire gracefully Ash - you will be destroyed in 1 dayers as you 
were in tests
Monty - Not there yet but will develop into a gun bowler
Andersen - ok on swinging pitches - tripe on flat non humid days

The future is only OK, especially if we think this side is No.2 in the 
world!!!  FFS a 5-0 whitewash hasnt happened for over 50 or 60 years


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