There is, of course, a number of easy options to avoid such things - arrive at the game late; go buy a coffee/beer/pie - depending on your taste; or go and have a piss - for example I went and pissed for the Queen Mum and Lady Di - it were reet satisfactory.
One thing that will be interesting will be the papers' response if Leeds/Ipswich fans do get it horribly wrong tomorrow, because yesterday's Guardian carried the news that the most virulent and hideous "jokes" on this subject were to be found on the home pages of some locally based army regiment. Bet they won't call them all the names under the sun. _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist 'I am in shock,' said Ferguson.
