Funny, but it is actually fiction.
 
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-brian

 
 
 
 
 
In a message dated 10/19/2006 2:27:17 P.M. GMT Daylight Time,  
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

The  Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck, who spilled 
hot  coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That case 
inspired  the Stella Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful 
lawsuits 
in  the United States


Here are this year's winners:

5th Place  (tie):

Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000. By a  jury of her 
peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was  running inside 
a furniture store. The owners of the store were Understandably  Surprised at 
the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms.  Robertson's 
son.

5th Place (tie):
19-year-old Carl Truman of Los  Angeles won $74,000 and medical
Expenses when his neighbor ran over his  hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman 
apparently didn't notice there was  someone at the wheel of the car when he 
was trying to steal his neighbor's  hubcaps.

5th Place (tie):

Terrence Dickson of Bristol,  Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just 
finished robbing by way of the  garage. He was not able to get the Garage door 
to go up since the automatic  door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't 
re-enter the house because the  door connecting the house and garage locked 
when 
he pulled it shut. The family  was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself 
locked in the garage for eight  days. He
subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry  dog
food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused  him 
undue mental anguish. The jury agreed, to the tune of $500,000. In my  opinion 
this is so outrageous that it should have been 2nd Place!

4th  Place :

Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500.  And
Medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door  
neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The  
award 
was less than sought because the jury thought the dog might have been  just a 
little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had climbed over the  fence 
into the yard and was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet  gun.

3rd Place:

A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay  Amber Carson of
Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500. After she slipped on a  soft drink and 
broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor  because Ms. Carson 
had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an  argument.

2ndPlace:
Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware , successfully  sued the owner of a night 
club in a neighboring city when she fell from the  bathroom window to the floor 
and knocked out her two front teeth. This  occurred while Ms. Walton was 
trying to sneak through the window in the ladies  room to avoid paying the 
$3.50 
cover charge . She was awarded $12,000 and  dental expenses

1st Place :

This year's runaway winner was Mrs.  Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, 
Oklahoma . Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand  new 32-foot Winnebago motor Home. 
On her 
first trip home, (from an OU football  game), having driven onto the freeway, 
she set the cruise control at 70 mph  and calmly Left the driver's seat to go 
into the back and make herself a  sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the 
freeway, crashed and overturned.  Mrs.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not 
advising her in the owner's Manual that  she couldn't actually do this. The 
jury 
awarded her $1,750,000. Plus a New  motor home. The company actually changed 
their manuals on the Basis Of This  suit, just in case there were any other 
complete morons  around.


 
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