Unfortunately I have already got my coat on..... On 29 July 2025 22:28:37 BST, Ted <[email protected]> wrote: >Are you here all week? 🤣 > > > >On Tue, 29 Jul 2025, 21:29 John Boocock, <[email protected]> wrote: > >> Here's something we don't often see on the list, yes a 'joke de jour': >> >> A young Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life >> by throwing herself into the sea, but just before she could throw herself >> from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped her. >> "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are >> off to Australia tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care >> of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy." >> With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to >> go to Australia , the woman accepted. >> That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but >> comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would >> bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her >> until dawn. Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a >> routine inspection. >> "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. >> "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings >> me food every day and I get a free trip to Australia." >> "I see," the captain says 'and thats all is it?' >> Her conscience then got the better of her and she added, "Plus, he's >> screwing me." >> "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Isle of Wight Ferry" >> _______________________________________________ >> Leedslist mailing list >> Info and options: https://mailman.gn.apc.org/mailman/listinfo/leedslist >> To unsubscribe, email [email protected] >> >> Find us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/leedslist/ >> >> The Rev, John Lee. Now spinning the platters in the holy discotheque of >> the real man. Yorkshireman. May that lucky pizza and a bottle of Grolsch be >> waiting for you with the Celestial Lards R.I.P. _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: https://mailman.gn.apc.org/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email [email protected]
Find us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/leedslist/ The Rev, John Lee. Now spinning the platters in the holy discotheque of the real man. Yorkshireman. May that lucky pizza and a bottle of Grolsch be waiting for you with the Celestial Lards R.I.P.
