>From: "chris werdin" <chriswer...@hotmail.com>
>To: ghettoboy_98...@hotmail.com
>Subject: airplanes and women
>Date: Thu, 24 Aug 2006 19:23:47 -0500
>
>
>THis is one for you married guys!!
>
>> Why Airplanes Are Easier to
>> Live With Than Women
>>
>> Airplanes usually kill you quickly
>> ~ a woman takes her time
>>Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
>>Airplanes don't get mad if you do a
>> "touch and go."
>> Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
>> Airplanes come with manuals to explain their
>>operation.
>>Airplanes have strict weight and balance
>>limitations.Co
>> Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
>> Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
>> Airplanes don't care about how many other
>> airplanes you've flown before.
>> Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
>>
>> Airplanes don't mind if you look at other
>>airplanes.
>> Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane
>>magazines.
>> Airplanes expect to be tied down.
>> Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.>
>
>> Airplanes don't whine unless
>> something is really wrong.
>> However, when airplanes go quiet,
>> just like women, it's usually not good
>
>
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