Are you sure it wasnt a lobster that crawled up into your undercarriage?
:--)


Reminds me of the winter day I flew up to see your plane and at 10 out I
called to see which was the active runway, I got a response and on final
wondered why the runway I was given was snow covered yet the intersecting
runway was plowed.  After correcting and landing on the plowed runway I
noticed that every airplane that was outside was on ski's. My Archer was
not equipped with ski's.

Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year
they went to the Portland Fair, and every year Stumpy said " Ya know
Mahtha, I'd like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane."

and every year Martha would say "I know Stumpy, but that ihplane ride
costs ten dollahs.... and ten dollahs is ten dollahs."

So Stumpy says " By Jeebers Mahtha, I'm 71 yeahs old, if I don't go this
time I may nevah go."

Martha replies " Stumpy, that there aihplane ride is ten dollahs...and ten
dollahs is ten dollahs."

So the pilot overhears them and says " Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll
take you both up for a ride, if you can stay quiet for the entire ride and
not say ONE word, I won't charge you, but just one word and it's ten
dollars."

They agree and up they go.... the pilot does all kinds of twists and
turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard, he does it one more time,
still nothing... so he lands.

He turns to Stumpy as they come to a stop and says " By golly, I did
everything I could think of to get you to holler out, but you didn't."

And Stumpy replies " Well, I was gonna say something when Mahtha fell
out...but ten dollahs is ten dollahs!


Rich Parker

Peterborough, NH

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