A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
> bruises,
> two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
> Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
> "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet
> round of golf
> with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
> into a
> pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting
> around, noticed
> one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over
> and
> lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my
> wife's monogram
> on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
> "That's when I made my big mistake."
> "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
> "Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey,
> this looks
> like yours!"
>
> "I don't remember much after that!"
>
