No, any suggestion is much appreciated, I did ask "where to find or how to make", but all they were telling me is that the effect already exists, they didn't even see the difference between them...
Anyway, I've already tried to make this work with animate() and, so far, failed... so I just asked for a little help. I've replaced minified jquery with normal one now... I didn't think anyone will actually look at the code there, I made it just as an illustration of what's different in those effects :)