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Dear President Obama, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>
We're almost out of ivory toothpicks and we need a new hedge maze (the old
one is too easy). Please give Daddy another tax cut. Pleeeaaassseee? If you
do, I'll get Yolanda to bake you some cookies. She's from Mexico but don't
tell anyone 'cuz it's a big secret.
Chip, age 7 <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>
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Dear President Obama, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>
I want a Super Soaker and Roller blades and an X-Box 360 with lots of games.
Mom says I should write to Santa Claus instead, but he's just some fat Swede
and you're the leader of the free world. It's no contest! Anyway, I've been
pretty good this year, except for that thing with the glue gun, but that was
totally not my fault. Cats just don't listen.
Sonny, age 10 <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>
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Dear President Obama, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>
Can you really turn back time? Mommy's life partner says you want to go back
to a time when radio was popular and people wore hats and there were tigers
everywhere. Just be careful that you don't accidentally kill your own
grandmother or grandfather, because then you wouldn't exist. It's a paradox.
Ashley, age 8 <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>
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Dear President Obama, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>
There are too many states. I have to memorize all of them AND their stupid
capitals (even Bismarck) and it's too hard! Please get rid of some of them
before I fail geography. Why not start with North Dakota? It's small and
cold and its state animal is a gopher. Nobody likes gophers.
Gene, age 9 <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>
Dear President Obama, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>
Electric cars suck. Please tell the car people to make cars that runs on
tofu (YUCK!) and have built-in George Foreman grills for hamburgers (YUM!)
and anti-condor catapults on the roof (COOL!). I'll vote for you forever, I
promise!
Hank, age 10 <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>
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Dear President Obama, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>
I'm hungry. Mommy lost her second job at Target and now we can't afford
relish or anything. Please put food on my family! Anything you can spare
would be great. God bless!
Conny, age 7 <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>
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Dear President Obama, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>
I used to want to be a politician like you, but not anymore. Aunt Lucy says
politicians eat pies stuffed with baby birds. I tried to bake a pie like
that, and now I'm not allowed in the park anymore, not even just to use the
swings. It's not fair!
Teddy, age 9 <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>
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Dear President Obama, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>
Please find enclosed fifty cents. I am a lobbyist, this is a campaign
contribution, and now I own you. The first thing I want you to do is pass a
law against bathtime. I HATE BATHTIME! Do it before supper and there is
another fifty cents in it for you.
Zack, age 8 <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/>
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