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*To Receive such mails right in your InBox, type your E-mail Address in the Box below and Click Subscribe to Funzug Mails button now.* Loading images, Please wait... This may take some time depending on the file size and your internet connection. To save the Images, right click on the image and click on "Save Picture As... <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/> A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name." <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/> A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/> Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/> A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/> Love Humor? Join our Group Funzug!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/join> ------------------------------ *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* *For Excellent Mails of all kind* *Click Here to Join <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/join>**Funzug in Just 3 Clicks* <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/join> *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* **~*~*~*~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~*~*~** [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
