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Jokes of the day
The incredibly dumb
AT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a 26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting please to come out and give himself up.
An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
A 9 year old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one day suspension under his elementary school's drug policy last week for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him jump higher.
A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's zero-tolerance policy not to be confused with the zero intelligence policy.
Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a 127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. This is even worse than last year, said the distraught homeowner, when someone broke in and stole my new security system.
Joke 2
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously,
she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch. Wow!
the trooper gasped. Your car looks like an accordion that was trampled
on by an elephant! Are you OK, ma'am? Why, yes, officer, I'm
just fine the blonde chirped. Well, how in the world did this
happen? the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer,
it was the strangest thing! the blonde began. "I was driving
along this road, when from out of nowhere this tree popped up in front
of me, so I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved
to the left and there was another tree. I swerved to the right and there
was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was Uh,
madam, the officer said, cutting her off as he looked inside the
car, There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your
air freshener swinging back and forth.
Joke 3 Returning home
from work, a blonde was astonished to see that she had been robbed. She
telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher
broadcast the call on the channels, and a unit patrolling nearby was
the first to respond. As the officer aproached the house with his
dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight
of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps. Putting her face
in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions
stolen! I call the police for help,and what do they do? They send me a
blind policeman!
Joke 4 A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating
on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly
and when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well,
the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and
as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts
it to her head. The boyfriend yells, No, honey, don't do it!
The blonde replies, Shut up, you're next!
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