Hello all, Thanks for coming to Fez by Aphrodite specialy for the Grand Opening. What a great night. Excellent! Thank you for the support. I am going to keep this email short. This Friday, January 26, we will be hosting Chivas Regal's 'Mysterious Passion' Party with dances shows, Fencing games, Live music and DJ. One for One for Chivas all night long by Glass or Bottles with a special price and also including welcome drink. So come around for another great party including a chance to win a brand new Harley Davidson when you buy a bottle. The draw will be on Friday, March 2 in Aphrodite. Not joking. When you come in you will see the bike. Friday and Saturday there will be live music by N2L from Canada. Also not joking dong. If I don't see you before Friday, I will see you then. For those out of town and overseas, go to your local bar and have drink and do it once for me and call my name. A bit nakal ya.. :-) Super Bowl, don't forget in Aphrodite. Please call 5273307 to make reservation. I am trying to do American breakfast buffet with free flow on Monday, February 5 from 5 am to 11 am lah. If we know how many coming, we will arrange for it so there wont be any disappointment. Once again thank you for your support in Kinara, Fez and Aphrodite. we are here to serve you. If you have any complaint or comments, please send me an email and I will personally follow up. I need your opinion to improve. Cheers! BTW, I am sending this at 1 in the moring when im half dunk. so, frogive my engrish cause me am the Tamil not so Tiger. JOKES Contributed by Sjarifuddin (The Count) In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.
Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell are you doing?" "Well," said the guy, "You see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art!" "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I work for Revenue Canada. Do you see me f__king the guy in front of me?" ************************************ Contrubuted by Stephen Barber (Not a Joke) Superstitious Amusement This is actually really freaky!! (mainly the end part, but read it allfirst) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters. 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9+1+ 1 = 11 Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind: 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2+5 + 4 = 11. 2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11. 4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident. Now this is where things get totally eerie: The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book: "For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace." That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran. Unconvinced about all of this still ..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end: Open Microsoft Word and do the following: 1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.* 2. Highlight the Q33 NY. 3. Change the font size to 48. 4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS What do you think now?!! If you send this to as many people as you know and in 11 minutes you will get nothiing, if you don't, you will get nothing too in 11 mins. My point is, who had the time to work this out? Too much free time lah... ***************************************************** Contrubuted by Chong Wai Thong MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUT American Spaceman is called Astronaut Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut Malaysian Spaceman? - Can-or-naut! Dr. M was thinking about sending somebody into space. Three potential can-a-nauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese. Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission. How much do you think you should be paid?" Muthu replied: "One million ringgit." "Why so much?" asks Dr. M. "Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come back!" replied Muthu. "That's understandable," says Dr. M. "Thank you...please ask the Malay guy to come here," So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question. "Alamak!...2 million, Datuk," replied the Malay candidate. "Two million? That's twice as much! Even the aneh before you asked for only one million." "You see, Datuk," explains Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children ... With 20 of us, it is a bigfamily to support when I am gone...!" "I see," says Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?" The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks,"Ah Chong, given this is a very risky mission, how much do you want?" Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, "3 million." Mahathir appears shocked. "What?!? 3 million! Why so much?" Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer. He quietly whispers into his ear, "Datuk, one million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send that aneh into space lah!" ************************************************ Take care of you and see you soon Fred Aphrodite, Kinara and Fez 0811955124
