Title: mermen like tridents and seaweed
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Jokes of the day
A rich white man threw a party and invited all of his buddies and
neighbors, including Leroy, the only black guy in the neighborhood. He
held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone
was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating BBQ and flirting with
the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I came home
from a business trip and I found a 10 foot alligator got in my pool and
I can't find anybody who will come and take him away. I'd give a million
dollars to anyone who would do the job!" The words were barely out
of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and
saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!
He was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head
butts and chokeholds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through
the air like some kind of Kung-Fu master. The water was churning and splashing
in the struggle. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to
the surface. He slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was staring
in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Leroy, I reckon I owe you a
million dollars." "I don't want it," said Leroy, panting.
The rich man said, "Leroy, I have to give you something! You won
the bet." Leroy said, "I would be satisfied if you gave me the
name of whichever one of these white motherf**kers it was that pushed
me in the pool." |
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