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Hello Aphrodisiacs,
Quick note: To get into the Christmas mood and holiday season,
Friday December 10 at 9 pm in Aphrodite we will start the
Christmas light-up and share a round of drinks. Please come around to start
the festive season with us.
Thank you for coming down on last Thursday to kick start the
ladies night. Was wonderful and I got drunk again. Talking about drinking, I
changed my mind about what I said in my last email. Why was I gonna stop
drinking during holiday season? Didn't know what I was thinking although a few
of you warned me about the thinking bit...
Anyway, ever since Thursday, Aphrodite has been booming. Its
all happening again. BTW, those who wanna order Turkey from us please place your
order soon as we need to order to the supplier next week.
For those of you who are going back home or leaving on
a holiday trip have fun and take care of you. Merry Christmas and have a
wonderful New Year 2005.
Will send another mail next week.
Thank you.
JOKES
Contributed by Ninans
A gentleman went to the social
security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked
him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and
realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very
sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and
come back later."
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his SocialSecurity application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells hiswife about his experience at the Social Security office. She says, "You should have dropped you pants. You might have gotten Disability too." ============================================================
Three
men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly
Gates "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the Pearly Gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said "You may pass through the
Pearly Gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carol's". ***************************************************** Contributed by Soeren
An Indian moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store
looking
for a job. The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?" The Indian says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home". Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shavingcream etc. you get the idea?" "Of course," the young man said. His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did you make today? The Indian says, "One" The manager groans, "Just one? Our sales people avg 20 or 30 sales/day. How much was the sale for?" The Indian says, "$101,237.64." The manager exclaims, "What? $101,237.64? What did you sell him?" The Indian replied, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero." The manager says "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?!" The Indian says, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said,"Well, since your weekend's already screwed up you might as well go fishing." ********************************************* Take care of you and see you soon.
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