Heres your horrible joke of the day,
Enjoy! :
A group was touring
London, marveling at the historic buildings, art collections, and such.
The group included people from many countries. During the tour of the
Tower of London, a man from Prague and another man from Athens struck
up a conversation about some point in history.
A small disagreement ensued, which rapidly became a large one. They
decided to settle the matter then and there using the historical accouterments
at hand. Donning armor and chain mail, they prepared for a battle to
the death. This attracted the attention of the rest of the tour group,
who crowded around for a better look. Inasmuch as the combatants were
in period dress, the people couldn't tell one from another.
"Is that the Czech wearing the armor?" asked one tourist.
"No," replied another, "The Greek is in the armor. The
Czech is in the mail."
Here's your horrible
2nd joke of the day:
I got a new
car radio yesterday. It has voice recognition. You shout "soul"
and it plays a soul station. You shout "rock" and it finds
rock and roll for you. You shout "country" and it finds country
music.
I was enjoying this new technology when some children ran in front of
my car, causing me to swerve at the last second. I yelled out: "F&**king
kids!"
And my radio started playing Michael Jackson songs
Here's your horrible 3rd joke
of the day:
"Send someone over quickly!" the
old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked men are climbing
towards my bedroom window!"
"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll
have to transfer you to the Police Department."
"No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They need a longer
ladder!"
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