What are these people smoking and why aren't they sharing. Scott ford www.identityforge.com from my IPAD
> On Jan 20, 2014, at 10:14 AM, zMan <[email protected]> wrote: > > I've always liked: > "What's your worst character trait?" > "I'm honest." > "I don't see that as a bad thing..." > "I don't give a **** what you think." > > > On Mon, Jan 20, 2014 at 10:10 AM, Elardus Engelbrecht < > [email protected]> wrote: > >> John McKown wrote: >> >>> If companies actually ask these type of questions, I'm never going to get >> another job in my life. >> >> Either 'they' are bored, picky or queer, but I'm sure "they' will decide >> I'm not worth their time in 3 and half nano-seconds... >> >> Thanks for these charming questions anyways. I have enjoyed them. >> >> >> "Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?" - If I answer hunter, they will >> think I'm a cruel murder/butcher/etc. If I say gatherer, they will think >> I'm a lowly thief. *sigh* (It does not matter the prey is standing still, >> then you're both anyways.) >> >> "Do you believe in Big Foot?" - What should I say? Yes/No/Footprints were >> made by some bigfooted man? :-) >> >> "How honest are you?" - *sigh* yes/no will yield me as a liar. *sigh* >> >> How does the internet work?" - I will say 'group of interconnected >> computers where they are connected so that any link can be rerouted.' (or >> similar answer) *SIGH*, they will say I'm just talking geek-language and >> show me the door. >> >> "What's the color of money???...." - Simply - 'Invisible' - but then they >> will say I'm just a lousy spender. >> >> "Have you ever stolen a pen from work?" - I would say, yes, but remember >> that 'honesty' question. ;-D :-D >> >> ... but you forgot those erasers, pencils, private photostats and surfing >> Internet using work resources. I will make 'them' angry if I ask during >> interview whether their pens are stolen too ... >> >> John, I will *never ever* get a job too... ;-) >> >> Groete / Greetings >> Elardus Engelbrecht >> >> ---------------------------------------------------------------------- >> For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, >> send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN > > > > -- > zMan -- "I've got a mainframe and I'm not afraid to use it" > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, > send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN
