C: My COBOL program got <error description>
M: What's in Register 14
C: But COBOL doesn't use registers


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Subject: I want to cry

Customer : Could you please have a look and help us to fix the issue .
Customer log :  IEA992I SLIP TRAP ID=S047 MATCHED.

ME :
1. Hire a sysprog
2. RTFM
3. Google Play and hit update
4. Apple store and hit update
5. Check calendar and mortgage and see when I can retire
6. Tears welling up realising I can't actually say any of 1-4.

.........

It's slow today down under.....

haveagoodweegend.

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