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For those unfamiliar with Canadian politics. Steven Harper is our Prime
Minister and Tony Clement is Minister of Industry, to whom the Chief
Statistician of Statistics Canada reports. Earlier this year, Statistics
Canada was ordered to scrap our long form census and the Chief Statistician
resigned. For those of you at the isqols meeting in Florence, if you went to
the first panel discussion then you heard me say that Statistics Canada can
only do what the government allows it to do and the Chief Statistician
replied that the government never tells the bureau what it can do. During
the summer news media discussions Clement said that the Chief was under the
impression that he (Chief) did not answer to his Minister, but the Chief was
wrong.


As Christmas approaches, our thoughts once again turn to – surprise – the
Census.
The Christmas story began with Mary and Joseph travelling from Nazareth to
Bethlehem
for the census (“In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census
should
be taken of the entire Roman world. And everyone went to their own town to
register.
So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to
Bethlehem in the town...
of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. He went there
to regi
ster with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a
child………..” Luke 2:1-5).
There is no record of either Joseph or Mary objecting to the Census as
intrusive. To date,
Maxime Bernier has not been able to find their email, and they are not among
the three
complainants identified by the Privacy Commissioner (the Wise Men, perhaps?)

What better way, then, of celebrating the holiday season, than with a
“census carol”
or two to continue the protest against the Harper Conservative government
decision
to cancel the mandatory long-form census?

Reinstate the Long Form Census
to the tune of “Deck the Halls”

Reinstate the Long Form Census,
Fa la la la la la la la
Its demise is really senseless,
Fa la la la la la la la
Give us back this vital data
Fa la la la la la la la
Bring it back right now, not later.
Fa la la la la la la la.

Hear the raging statisticians
Fa la la la la la la la
Stating all our hopes and wishes
Fa la la la la la la la
Many groups across our nation
Fa la la la la la la la
Join to stop this devastation
Fa la la la la la la la

Those from lower social classes
Fa la la la la la la la
Fear the new one will bypass us
Fa la la la la la la la
Sing we now in protestation
Fa la la la la la la la
Speaking out to save our nation
Fa la la la la la la la!

Hark the Statisticians Sing
to the tune of ‘Hark the Herald Angels Sing’

Hark the Statisticians sing
Give us back that census thing
Don’t destroy the data source
That we use to chart our course.

Joyful if it is returned
>From its data much we’ve learned
It has been around since when
Christ was born in Bethlehem.

Hark the Statisticians sing
Don’t listen to the far right wing!
Many want it now restored
Province, village, town and Board
Rural, urban, poor and rich,
Think to lose it is a shame

Cancelled almost secretly
For no reason clear to see
Many mourn this tragic loss
Blaming Harper – he’s the boss!
Hark, the statisticians sing
Please reinstate the Census thing!

Census Forms
to the tune of ‘Jingle Bells’

Filling out the form
On a long form census day
Takes ‘bout half an hour
Glad to have my say
Don’t find it intrudes
Isn’t worth the fuss
The information it provides
Benefits all of us

Census forms, census forms
Glad to have my say!
It’s a thing we really need
Bring back our census day!

Census forms, census forms
Glad to have our say
It’s a part of Canada
Please don’t take it away!

Need the whole long form
More than a survey
Counts us every one
No one goes astray
Things that we all need
The census helps us get
If we can just volunteer
Some needs will go unmet.

Census forms, census forms
Glad to have my say
It’s a part of Canada
Please don’t take it away!

Good King Censusless
to the tune of “Good King Wenceslas”

Good King Censusless looked out
On the cottage season.
With the sunshine all about
Warm and crisp and even.
Everyone was drinking beer
Feeling great elation.
How could he disrupt the cheer
breaking cross the nation?

“Mr Clement, good MP,
If you knowst it, telling,
Yonder voter, who is he
Tory ranks not swelling?”
“Sire, a man I once knew long
Loathed the census taking
If you could remove this wrong
You’d be nation-making.”

“Make it so”, he said at once
With no consultation,
“Though I may be thought a dunce
Causing consternation.”
Statistician would not toast
His part in this madness.
He would rather quit his post
Causing him much sadness.

Harper bellowed “What a fool!
Get that man to focus!
He should know that math’s not cool,
Stats are hocus pocus.”
Statistician stood his ground
In the public’s favour.
He said he was honour-bound;
People thought him braver.

“Bring me hatchets, bring me fire,
We shall burn his cabin!
He’s earned my unholy ire!
He won’t know what happened!”
Steve and Tony, off they trod,
Off they trod together
Feeling stormy, yet instead
Of the sunny weather.

Statistician’s cabin burned
To the ground next morning.
Steve and Tony have not learned,
Though this be a warning:
Cabin dwellers all be sure
Be you all accounted,
Those who cannot count the poor
Can’t themselves be counted.


Happy Holidays!

-- 
Adv Kamayani Bali Mahabal
+919820749204
skype-lawyercumactivist

The UID project is going to do almost exactly the same thing which the
predecessors of Hitler did, else how is it that Germany always had the lists

of Jewish names even prior to the arrival of the Nazis? The Nazis got these
lists with the help of IBM which was in the 'census' business that included
racial census that entailed not only count the Jews but also identifying
them. At the United States Holocaust Museum in Washington, DC, there is an
exhibit of an IBM Hollerith D-11 card sorting machine that was responsible
for organising the census of 1933 that first identified the Jews.

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-- 
Adv Kamayani Bali Mahabal
+919820749204
skype-lawyercumactivist

The UID project is going to do almost exactly the same thing which the
predecessors of Hitler did, else how is it that Germany always had the lists

of Jewish names even prior to the arrival of the Nazis? The Nazis got these
lists with the help of IBM which was in the 'census' business that included
racial census that entailed not only count the Jews but also identifying
them. At the United States Holocaust Museum in Washington, DC, there is an
exhibit of an IBM Hollerith D-11 card sorting machine that was responsible
for organising the census of 1933 that first identified the Jews.

*SAY NO TO UID CAMPAIGN-  SPREAD THE WORD AND JOIN FB GROUP*
*http://aadhararticles.blogspot.com/
http://questioningaadhaar.blogspot.com/*
http://www.youtube.com/my_playlists?p=B67A798223F96E73

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